The things goose people have to deal with . . .

[fowltemptress]

You ever desperately want to go inside because you're hungry and need to pee but your favorite goose has decided to fall asleep on you and you don't want to disturb him?

 

[Jenbirdee]

You ever desperately want to go inside because you're hungry and need to pee but your favorite goose has decided to fall asleep on you and you don't want to disturb him?

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[fowltemptress]

Or you have fine hair that gets knotted just by looking at it wrong, but the young'ns are insistent that they need to practice their hair dressing skills.

 

[fowltemptress]

Or you're trying to get stuff done in the garden, and your goose's idea of helping involves perching on your arm to save you from the scary looking hand trowel.

 

[fowltemptress]

Or you think your phone is a tool for communication purposes, but nah - it's actually a selfie-taking goose toy.

 

[fowltemptress]

And of course, we can't forget this.

 

[kcan2]

Silly geese! At least you know you are highly esteemed as a hairy perch deserving of guardianship from foreign trowels and temporary relief from key holder responsiblity!

 

[Goosebaby]

You ever desperately want to go inside because you're hungry and need to pee but your favorite goose has decided to fall asleep on you and you don't want to disturb him?

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[Goosebaby]

I love this, these are all so true!

 

[kcan2]

Have you had any more problems from your geese lately?