Hens go broody when you don’t want them to… and won’t go broody when you do. 
Gallinarium
Crowing
I'll keep it short: Who else agrees with the statement that once when you hear the word "chicken" and you think of a live chicken like, say, a buff Orpington mix named Fluffball, or just a live chicken in general, you are way too far gone into the chicken world. Congratulations. You're never coming back.
