Turkey humping me

[Peevesmom]

I have 1 male turkey and 1 female. The female one is sitting on her eggs so the male isn’t getting any action. How can I stop him from humping me. His claws hurt my legs like crazy.

 

[Quik1th]

I have 1 male turkey and 1 female. The female one is sitting on her eggs so the male isn’t getting any action. How can I stop him from humping me. His claws hurt my legs like crazy.

Tell him you have a headache?

How about a turkey decoy in the pen?

 

[Quik1th]

 

[sfgwife]

I have 1 male turkey and 1 female. The female one is sitting on her eggs so the male isn’t getting any action. How can I stop him from humping me. His claws hurt my legs like crazy.

Get more hens

 

[Al Capon]

Marry it. All humping will immediately cease...

 

[Rooster G]

We had one like that and we ate him.

 

[cottontail farm]

I feel so sorry for you. I hope he's not doing this where all your neighborhood can see it.