Unfunny funny jokes

[beauh]

I clicked on hot threads and got burnt.
Monkeys are like money- they start with mon.
These are examples

 

[WooingWyandotte]

What did Woo eat for breakfast?
Shmoo.

Lucy the Liberal Lady ate Loose Lactose before Lacing up her Lurid Long stockings.

 

[chickendiva25]

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it fell out of a tree?







A pool table.

 

[chloezoebob101]

Ned never needed needles

 

[beauh]

Do you like purple grapes?