What are they saying? (cute pic) - add a caption!

[kuntrygirl]

Girl: Ok, when I count to 3, you grab the bag of Oreo cookies, run out the door and meet me in the alley. Don't open the bag of cookies until I get there. The last time you started without me, you left slob and drool on the last bag of cookies and the cookies were wet.
Dog: That wasn't slob, the cookies fell in a puddle of dirty water.

 

[FarmCoe]

Girl: "You're sure Mommy said I couldn't ride you like a horse?"
Dog: "Positive."

 

[caspernc]

Dog: Are we there yet?
Baby: Don't start.

 

[anderson8505]

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