Who Am I?

[LilMissChz]

Apparently I'm nothing more than food. I mean, okay... they are barn birds, what was I expecting? Feathered dogs? Maybe. Every time I come outside, it's feathers following me everywhere because I might have food. I think I am feeding them too much. They have clearly seen me as a source of food. So, to be seen... I will stop hand feeding them for awhile and see what happens. It's my own fault really. Clearly I've created little feathered monsters. Time to stop feeding the monsters.


They even peck at my sliding glass door on the deck. And look inside.

 

[Simmonsfunnyfrm]

Haha! Mine were the same way. I had to really be careful not to step on them when I walked to the coop because they all swarmed me and tried to fly up on my shoulders/head. I bought a bigger feeder that holds 2-3 days worth of food for them and keep it stocked. Now I just get the occasional lap chicken, which is nice.

 

[Kittyf]

I am the Chicken Feeder, Protector and Substitute Rooster. I am the Mommy, the Daddy, the Main Squeeze. I am the Hand that Pets, the Voice that Clicks, clucks, softly sqwawks and murmurs soothing noises. I am the One Who Watches, Bringer of Treats and Toys. I am the Taker of Eggs, Inspector of Fluffy Butts, Duster of Lice. I am the Smiling Human, delighting in the flock.