You Might be a City Girl If...

[christyware]

I am a Country Girl and have an Indoor Cat (Blackie), Indoor Shi-tzu (Suzie Q), and my Dad used to have a Push Mower that used an Extension Cord, and believe it or not somebody stole it, cord and all.... You might be a City Girl if...... She believes that a Bull can give Milk just the same as a Cow... She looks for the Quarter Slot on a live Horse.... She gets on the Horse and sits facing its rear, and thinks the Horses head fell off and screams in terror spooking the Horse into a run and she gets the ride of a lifetime.

 

[Goldlaced_Girl]

uuuuhhhh.... wow. I'm the opposite of almost all those!!!! crazy! And those creeks are COOOOLD....

 

[Salve&Fluffer]

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All of the above are true. I don't know what a "chaw of Red Man" is. "You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants." What's that supposed to mean?

I won't bait my own hook because I don't fish. What is "Bag Balm"? I don't like any meat, not just country ham. What are poke greens? I don't know what skinny-dipping is. Cow poop DOES smell bad!

 

[Kansaseq]

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I have an electric chain saw--LOVE it! And I'm a girl

 

[wombat]

All of the above are true. I don't know what a "chaw of Red Man" is. "You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants." What's that supposed to mean? I won't bait my own hook because I don't fish. What is "Bag Balm"? I don't like any meat, not just country ham. What are poke greens? I don't know what skinny-dipping is. Cow poop DOES smell bad!

Poke greens are made from poke weed, preferably in the spring, when poke weed leaves are less toxic. Mature poke weed is much more toxic, though some people repeatedly boil the greens and discard the water to reduce the toxins. I'd suggest not eating poke weed, unless Granny taught you how to cook it, and I'm not sure I'd trust Granny. Poke berries are toxic, stain beyond belief, but make a fine home-made ink!

Cow-tipping is sneaking up on a cow that's asleep on it's feet and tipping it over. Supposedly a country sport, though more often a stunt drunken townie boys pull. Can injure the cow. Can get the townie boy a buttload of rock salt from Ol' McDonald's trusty shotgun.

Bag balm ... meant for soothing cow udders, can be used for chapped hands.

Red Man is chewing tobaco. Sorry, but I'll pass on girls who chew Red Man.

Skinny Dippin' ... I'll let you look that one up after you get back from snipe hunting.​

 

[Kesta]

im a city girl and even i know snipes dont exist lol

 

[Little Chicky]

Pork butt isn't a pig's butt?

We had some for dinner today and I thought it sounded gross. I guess I'm a city girl

 

[wombat]

im a city girl and even i know snipes dont exist lol

That one always confused me, because there actually is a game bird in the area I grew up in known as a "jacksnipe."
One generally hunts jacksnipe with a small bore shotgun and a bird dog, though, not a flashlight and a paper grocery sack.

They weren't really jacksnipes, which are native to northern europe ... they're actually woodcocks ... but the locals were mostly german and called them jacksnipes ... but anywhoo, there's such a thing as a "snipe" ... sorta​

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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How'd I do?

 

[crtrlovr]

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actually snipes DO exist, but hunting them with a bag is, shall we say, not the most efficient method of capture...