You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

[Gizabelle]

Having the water heater replaced and taking the service guys downstairs to the laundry room. "OK, if you're all set, I'll be upstairs if you need anything.... oh wait, almost forgot..." *Opens random cabinet and pulls out sleeping raccoon- tucks under arm*
"I'll just take this with me. So if you need anything, I'll be upstairs..."

 

[Sally PB]

Your husband's coworkers like the table you built out of the scavenged pallet he brought home. Then they laugh when he tells them it's furniture for the chicken run.

 

[Gizabelle]

View from our kitchen window. (2nd story, and porch has no access from the ground)


"HEY! "SOMEBODY" ATE ALL THE GOOD SEED FROM THE WILD BIRD FEEDER"
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...."BETTER REFILL IT...JUST SAYIN'..."

 

[daxigait]

Okay I could use some more laughs. After spending my vacation week prepping and building stuff for winter. Gee what did you do for vacation? Animal chores *sigh*