In case Alaskan is wondering...
The Tsar Cannon, the largest cannon made in 1586, had a 890 mm
caliber. (35 inches) However, it did not fire a "one" single ball, but a
volley of grapefruit.
The largest single stone cannon was a mere 820 mm. (31.4 inch)
The largest modern-time cannon is the...
How can we find out how many members are in the Orlando
area? Who can we get to sneak in and rescue Terry?
We need a plan to distract Em while Terry makes a break for
it...
Dear Queen Em,
That picture could be any old picture. No date.
But if you're holding him for ransom, let us know.
There are alot of us and if we pool our money, we
could probably raise eight, nine, maybe even ten
dollars.
Signed,
Concerned Citizen
What happens when you drop a calf? Can't it get up
by itself? Must be some strange kind of Florida cow...
I've seen calfs up here fall over. They just get up and
trot off.
And you don't NEED a zoo in Flordia. Just walk around the
yard...'gators, snakes, spiders....
Dear Em,
We've noticed that Terry has not been "allowed" online he
was captured and taken to Florida.
I would think it's more like MFB is waiting for a chance to
"slip away".
Almost as if he's being held for ransom... hence the saying
"a Queen's ransom...
signed,
Concerned Member of BYC
Uh....I've been watching...MFB seems to have dropped out of
site for some reason. Be three weeks tomorrow since he has
logged in.
Could be...a 'gator done got him.
Or...it could be a little more than that. Last time I spoke to the
Farm Boy, he was packing up and heading for Florida with...
Well, it seems that perhaps Bobalong has crossed the
line (again).
Say Sour...Perry....anyone here up for a fun game of
"bob-tossing"? We can throw it back and forth across
the moat...until one of us miss.
Poor Bobalot gets wet.
"Just because the stuff is hitting the fan, it doesn't necessarily
follow that it was being thrown at us!"...
By great experience, Spook has learned not to stand if front of
the fan.
And yes...one of the signs of advanced kleptothreadiac is to try
hi-jacking their own thread. Our dear Queen...
Ebob and Sour went down to the moat...
Sour comes back alone after "finding" one of Ebob's shoes...
We can't say Ebob wasn't warned...
Spook...who isn't going for a walk around the moat with Sour, ever.
Sure you're sane JD...as sane as anyone that lives
"further down the rabbit hole'".
We would give you one of those I.Q. test I've heard about.
...but we couldn't tell if you passed anyway.
And Em...Spook is never the ringleader.