Fuzzy: My mama got so angry at me today! :'( She was feeding the dogs, and I was eating the food through the fence, but the dog tried to bite me. I think it's funny how I can get away from the dog so quickly, so I kept doing it. She caught, and told me I almost got my head bitten off. Then she...
Fuzzy: Ooh, cool! So... if you peck the oat, your mommy gets excited... so... she wants you to peck the oat? I thought she wanted you to peck the blue squarb-y thingy...
Me:
Fuzzy: Ooh, good point there, Gurtie! I am mad at my mama, and not letting her hold me: she keeps talking about these fancy-schmancy Meredith line Ameraucanas she's getting, and suddenly I'm not good enough for her! >:(
Fuzzy: Hi, Dandelion! My mommy always says that people are really dumb because they think it's wrong to call a chicken a pet. What's wrong with a chicken being a pet? :(