She's so big! So happy you can accommodate her special needs. I have a young bird with a physical/neurological handicap that I make special allowances for too.
When you don't crush the huge disgusting spider dragging a huge disgusting egg sac through the grass because then it will give birth and there will be millions of huge disgusting spiders for your chicken birds to eat.
I caught myself telling each pullet as I moved them from the coop to the tractor "Only the prettiest girls get to go outside" and when my husband came over to help I handed him a bird and then yelled at him "Tell her she's pretty!!!!"
When you realize you are singing them a theme song as you carry them one at a time from the coop to their tractor.
"Chicken birds, everybody's a chicken bird..."
Sung to the tune of the 1931 Jazz standard All Of Me :-)
I just spent an hour of my life lying on my stomach on a coop floor, waiting for a chick to climb onto my hand so I could lift him up and sail him over to the roof of his cave, all the while saying "You're flllyyyyyying." Does that count?