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In case Alaskan is wondering... The Tsar Cannon, the largest cannon made in 1586, had a 890 mm caliber. (35 inches) However, it did not fire a "one" single ball, but a volley of grapefruit. The largest single stone cannon was a mere 820 mm. (31.4 inch) The largest modern-time cannon is the...

Lesson Learned: One should always be careful of what you cuddle with.

It's a question for the Queen. If you had a warning lable...what would it say? What would you find it necessary to warn us about?

Oh Dear...is poor Capvin about to become more fooder for the Queen...? Tell us Em...Do you come with a warning label?

How can we find out how many members are in the Orlando area? Who can we get to sneak in and rescue Terry? We need a plan to distract Em while Terry makes a break for it...

Next thing you know, Em will be trying to pass off some photo-shopped picture. If we see the same picture tomorrow with a newspaper in it....

Dear Queen Em, That picture could be any old picture. No date. But if you're holding him for ransom, let us know. There are alot of us and if we pool our money, we could probably raise eight, nine, maybe even ten dollars. Signed, Concerned Citizen

What happens when you drop a calf? Can't it get up by itself? Must be some strange kind of Florida cow... I've seen calfs up here fall over. They just get up and trot off. And you don't NEED a zoo in Flordia. Just walk around the yard...'gators, snakes, spiders....

Dear Em, We've noticed that Terry has not been "allowed" online he was captured and taken to Florida. I would think it's more like MFB is waiting for a chance to "slip away". Almost as if he's being held for ransom... hence the saying "a Queen's ransom... signed, Concerned Member of BYC

....'gator...cougar....one way or another, the Farm Boy got got.... Poor Farm Boy

Uh....I've been watching...MFB seems to have dropped out of site for some reason. Be three weeks tomorrow since he has logged in. Could be...a 'gator done got him. Or...it could be a little more than that. Last time I spoke to the Farm Boy, he was packing up and heading for Florida with...

This is a family forum, Em. I do not want to see Sour's moon-dance.... Spook....typing with his eyes closed.

Hum...Am I wrong or did all these mirgraines start to appear only after this "Bobalong" came to play?

Well, it seems that perhaps Bobalong has crossed the line (again). Say Sour...Perry....anyone here up for a fun game of "bob-tossing"? We can throw it back and forth across the moat...until one of us miss. Poor Bobalot gets wet.

"Just because the stuff is hitting the fan, it doesn't necessarily follow that it was being thrown at us!"... By great experience, Spook has learned not to stand if front of the fan. And yes...one of the signs of advanced kleptothreadiac is to try hi-jacking their own thread. Our dear Queen...

And the question on everyones mind today... Did Ebob fall or was he pushed?

Ebob and Sour went down to the moat... Sour comes back alone after "finding" one of Ebob's shoes... We can't say Ebob wasn't warned... Spook...who isn't going for a walk around the moat with Sour, ever.

You're no good for secret information JD. I already know what scares me...

I don't go near the moat...I'm plumb scared of being de-moated from my official position.

Sure you're sane JD...as sane as anyone that lives "further down the rabbit hole'". We would give you one of those I.Q. test I've heard about. ...but we couldn't tell if you passed anyway. And Em...Spook is never the ringleader.