One can make the case that posts that generate smiles and laughter are "beneficial to the forum and its members," along with the peace and goodwill found on this excellent site!
I think Mr. Gargoyle is right - you'll be fending off a lot of stupid comments. Judging from your various avatars, you are so beautiful without any ink, you don't need the quote.
This reminded me of the local mortician, who is a really great guy. A young man in the hood was continually being ticketed for making excess noise and fumes by spinning out on every corner. He died, as expected, in a car accident. On his last ride, in the hearse to the cemetery, the undertaker...