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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    It's even done for rabbits!
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Agreed. I've had to explain to many non-farm friends the difference between hay and straw. I don't even try to get in to the different nutritional and fiber differences between different hay, or the difference between wheat and barley straw. My SO took some time to get used to the different...
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Look at a (paper) map, it's all up getting there, you can coast back down. Everyone knows that! ;)
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Thats OK, same age group and I too had to know them all, and their capitals, and other stuff buried in the back of my memory. I thought the TV show Jersey Shore was about a town in Pennsylvania.(yes, there is one). Stupid old country Hick.
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Stupid Hick question: what's a Snookie? LOL. I really need to start watching mainstream TV, I guess. To many city people, the country ways seem weird, like when my neighbor tells me they went in my barn, borrowed (insert tool or equipment here), and put it back, since I want home to ask.
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    I don't expect anyone with no farm type knowledge to know the difference between hay and straw. Much less Timothy vs alfalfa hay or barley vs wheat straw or corn stalk bedding. Of course when I spend time in the city, there ate little things I don't know either.
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Its because you have to get your second before you get your third! (I love math - chicken math!)
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    " its so nice sitting here with the cozy fire." Tell me that when you help fell the trees, cut, split, haul, stack, bring it in from the woodpile in bad weather, stoke it before bed, get awake and take care of it first thing, and regularly tend. Its there for heat, cozy is a side benefit (and...
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Took a city girl hunting. Gave her a 5 gallon bucket and a pad to sit on. The second time I suggested turning the bucket upside down, might be more comfortable.
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    As a kid growing up in the country, the town kids would tell me how nasty it was I swam in the creek, dirty, cows peed in it, fish, etc. My response was always "I just swim in it, you drink it. And I pee in it, too!" (the dowmstream town water plant drew some of its water from this stream)
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Ah, the memories of the last few years you're bringing back! My city friend is slowly learning... Combine (corn and wheat - combine), the tractors on the road with various implements, their fascination with seeing cows for the first time, Amish on Sunday morning going to church...
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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    my city living friend was here over the weekend. Early Sunday morning we were out walking the dog and one rabbit was chasing another all over the yard, trying to jump on her. She said " oh look! They're playing! They're having fun" She's 40. She really didn't know what their play was.
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