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  1. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    The new "stock" tank we got 2 years ago has yet to see any "stock" drink out of it... But it has made a great brooder, kids pool, and makeshift shelter for ducks when flipped upside down. It's currently being used by the cat to get out of the rain... At least, I THINK that's a cat... :hide
  2. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    You know... I posted that and laughed about it, and when I walked around the house this afternoon to greet the girls from the bus, THERE was OUR duck pool, a quarter mile away... Doh! :P Yeah, those things are EXPENSIVE! Lol glad we got ours back or I'd have been a double loser today :D
  3. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Ever see one of those blue pools blowing across a field and you run home to make sure its not yours? Then kick yourself for not snagging it while you had the chance, because by now its probably in Nebraska? :( bye free duck pool.....
  4. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Yeah, he's been banded already, no tailless genetics for him in the future :P Reminded me of Norman, my bottle calf when I was little... And all those packages in the deep freeze labeled "Norman" burger and "Norman" roast... Bob burgers ;)
  5. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Poor Bob has no idea we're making fun of him :D
  6. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Ha! Now I know YOU guys are rednecks, because you actually got that :lau Lol its no fun telling people my goat dream when they just look at me with a blank stare and I know they didn't get it :P My mom is fun to mess with that way. She had a bull calf born yesterday without a tail, so I told...
  7. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Hey, they work good for puppies too lol ;) I want a goat! We have this big weedy area that's really hard to mow, so I want a billy goat..I'll dye him green and yellow... His name will be John Goat :D
  8. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Ok....lol you guys get the award for the strangest use of a coffee can that I have ever heard :P I'm actually kinda speechless lol..that's rare :D We always end up having to go find a cornfield when the kids inevitably have to potty 5 miles from the house...oh! That reminds me of one time...
  9. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Ha-ha, that's what we call the "pool".. We picked up a stock tank for brooding chicks in, and now its the girls swimming pool in summer. Being as we can't fill those cheap kid ones for the girls without the ducks immediately running over and pooping in them. :P I'm a horrible coffee can...
  10. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Beats getting hay in your pants ha-ha :D I admit, its easy and usually right there coincidentally blowing by as we struggle to hold our pants up and work... You know, because we can't just buy smaller pants or go find the belt :P
  11. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    You know its genetic when your kids come home from grandmas with baling twine on their jeans for belts ;)
  12. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Oh those ARE a pain! Put it in the back if the truck and drive crossways across a stubble field; that'll shake those paint cans right up! :D And if you're anything like me, you'll find your whatchamacallit as soon as you buy another one, or you'll find it in the cupboard next to the mixer ;)
  13. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    That's actually not a bad idea! I've thought about grabbing the drill and the paint mixer thingiemabob to whip batter with lol :D
  14. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Oh, lol I was envisioning a burly Popeye type hoisting a deer into the back of a civic :D Still envisioning... now, a smaller, Popeye type hoisting a smaller deer in a civic.. Hey at least then you could use the carpool lane to get to work :P
  15. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    Lol that sounds about right :D I was so mad about losing his head that I completely forgot about the 500# of meat we left laying there... Thanks for reminding me haha :P
  16. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    That kinda reminded me of when we totaled our car with a buck...a huge buck! Prettiest rack.... We got the car home and turned around to go back and get him, well at least his head, and it was already gone! And this was at like 2 am! Grrr rednecks stole my trophy bucks head. I was gonna put his...
  17. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    I don't know if they're 100% to blame on this one lol.. The gale force wind is blowing cornstalks from the field directly to the north into every nook and cranny of the house whenever we open the door! The feathers, now I know I can blame a few of those on just plain tracking them in on their...
  18. shortgrass

    You might be a redneck if... for laughs share your critter story that fits

    When you find cornstalks and feathers in your children's rooms... Or everywhere, for that matter :P
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