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will you stop trying to eat my shoelaces? talking to Einstein whenever he pecks at them.

don't jump on the heater! don't get on the stove! don't even think about it! you deliberately did that, didn't you?(all of this was said to one chicken not even in a hour.)

" That's a rooster not a hen!' I felt like I always have to scold my roosters this spring when we had our young roosters out.

get your butt out of the bucket, its for everyone too you know. whenever I get the food bucket everyone wants to go for a ride.

me: what type of chickens do you think she has sister: I don't know maybe we could ask to look at them sometime me: maybe I would never had ask this if I got my first chicks

me to my sister: sister: I never got pooped on me:that's because you aren't good enough to get pooped on sister:never are you me:i think Im good enough to get pooped on if I already had 5 times me to broody hen: get your fluffy butt back in the mailbox

you cant attack me with your little feet.

oh here's another one we have 7 escape artistes. stop pooping everywhere.

why is my hair on your foot? hey are you ok?i should've washed your face. look at their fluffy butts. I cleaned the chick's butt today.

my friend asked me what was on my pants it looks like poop.i looked down and notice it was chicken poop.i just told her it was dirt while thinking how it got there. "did you just poop on me?"(under the roost checking eggs) "i cleaned a chick's butt today,how was your day?"