Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[7 Biddies]

One girl runs as fast as her little chicken legs will carry her to come and see if I have some snacks.

Don't you love the way they run?? I live on the side of a hill, so they have to run uphill to greet me which really makes their running awkward on those little, stumpy legs ... especially my little bantam. Cracks me up every time. That, and fluffy butts.

 

[7 Biddies]

It's clones these days.


Don't you love farce? My fault I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want, sorry, my dear
But where are the clones? Quick, send in the clones.
Don't bother, they're here.

Good 'ole Frank and his golden voice.

 

[7 Biddies]

I've tried that line, and been told "People don't have eggs!"

Back to biology class, lol.

Ever since I began saying, in a conspiratorial tone, not to tell my hens they need a rooster because then they'll demand one, I haven't heard anything else about it. Especially once they see me show up with eggs for someone.

The proof is in the seeing.

 

[subhanalah]

Don't you love the way they run?? I live on the side of a hill, so they have to run uphill to greet me which really makes their running awkward on those little, stumpy legs ...  especially my little bantam. Cracks me up every time. That, and fluffy butts.  

it's my favorite! Too bad you can't put them on little treadmills...gives new meaning to the term "chicken run"

 

[orpington13]

well this one guy asked me:"do you grow your eggs?"


I was dumbfounded

 

[vehve]

Quote: My favorite is our Marans Wilma who thinks thinks she's flying while she runs.

 

[kishfsrm2000]

Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"?

 

[N F C]

Quote:
Your "flying" Marans is gorgeous!

 

[vehve]

Quote: She's grown a bit since then. Here she is the day she laid her first egg a couple of weeks ago.

 

[NacientNeedle]

I love their fluffy butts too! my son always wants to pat them on their fluffy. so cute