San - We'll all sneak some eggs into your suitcase after you visit us this fall.
Actually, don't sneak them - hand carry them. Just have the right documentation so they won't x-ray them. Don't order eggs through the mail, get them local wherever you are visiting and nearby. Go ahead and travel an hour or two to get what you want, Do not wrap them in anything seeled up - they must be inspected carefullly by TSA each and every one! But if you mark on the outside container "Do Not Shake" Do not x-ray", "Live Embryos" you will be fine. Make sure those "do not"s are also printed on your paperwork. If you do not, they WILL be shaken or X-rayed.