Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

you know your addicted to raising backyard chickens when......

Your reaction to seeing a bug goes from: "Oh look, a bug! I should catch it, keep it for a while, and let it go!" ~to~ "Oh look, a bug! Im gonna catch it and feed it to the chickens!!!"
 
You hope your (wife)(husband) don't insist you clean the poop from your shoes cause you enjoy the odor while your watching tv
 
... your license plate frame says "BOK...BOK...BOK
Crazy Chicken Lady"

... you have a calendar count down for when your new chicks arrive

... you think seriously about getting a veterinarian letter for a "therapy chicken" to be able to carry one around all the time
 
When your lawn furniture is gathered around the fenced-in chicken run and you spend more time there than on your deck or around a campfire!
 
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You think chickens are adorable. You always look online to see what kind of chicks are being sold. You are on BYC every day.
 
...you schedule work around feeding time, hatching time, delivery time...
...your hen dies/chicks hatch and you tell BYC before you tell your own family
...you've taught the cat not to chase the chicks in the breezeway (a.k.a.brooder).
 
....I am on BYC all of the time.
....I talk about them to all of my friends
....I am counting their eggs (I only have 6 chickens and that is all that is aloud where I live:/)
....I talk too much about this forum to my family
 
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