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chknlitl in Northwest Florida.... Just got internet back at home.. Its very cumbersome trying to do evertyhing from my cellphone.. Will be working on getting my page done and posting some pics tonight.
 
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What sort of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen.
What do you get from a drunken chicken?
Scotch eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick-layer
 
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that each makes a contribution.
"Great idea," cried the chicken. "Lets offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, thats a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
 

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