Funny Chicken Names

[cbrown86]

I have 4 chicks:
Soot, Berta aka Red, Socks, and Black Betty. Soot is blackish gray, Berta has red "hair" (like Berta off 2 and a half men) and a grumpy disposition, Socks has feathered feet, and Black Betty was a solid black (she now has a little brown trimming her feathers).

I have 2 ducks:
Chip and Dip. Chip is yellow and has black speckles that look like chocolate chips, and Dip is kind of dumb.

I have 2 rabbits:
Lilly and Joshie. Lilly was named by my 6 yr old (no idea why she chose it), Joshie was named by my 4 yr old. (after her daddy Josh)

I have 1 dog:
Marley. Marley was named after Bob Marley by my sister in law.

I don't know about the whole "chicken math" thing, but I am starting to see that it involves other animals...

My hubby is a pushover when my 3 daughters want something.

 

[lvchicken]

Here are my names:
Big Mama
Little Granny
Big Bertha
Sleeping Beauty (I caught her sleeping on her eggs!!!

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an Americauna named Porkchop since she's SO fat!!!!
Java
Hammy
Juliet
Pumpkin Pie
Honey
Shargaria
Muffin
Precious
Baby Dibs
Gillina
Margret
Pinelope
Stubbs (she got frost bite so now she has "stubs" as her points
Gracee Grey
May May
Dixie D
Bananas
Joy
Faith
Peanut
One roo named Isaac
Fatso

I still don't think I got them all.

 

[jsjustice7]

We have had some hens with names like Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Ethel, Henrietta, and Band-aid. I've seen some really great names. I think I need more chickens. LOL.

 

[lilchick]

I had a barred rock roo and named him Barb Wire.

Some serama names: Tadpole, Shrimp Boat, Squeak Toy.

White leghorn roo named Trevor. A jap roo named Rudy.

Rufus, Jethro, Maudie for some roo cochins.

Bean Pole or Bean for a long legged modern game...

Snickers and Sweet Tart for old english roos.

Lurch for a huge buff orph.

 

[yoie]

I have been laughing at all the names listed on here. I thought I would list what our family named ours, this was with the help of 2 & 4 year old girls and my DH. We have the following:
Krull-Blue Cochin Rooster
Willow-Barred Rock
Zimby-Salmon Faverolles
Chickie-Black Australorp
Olga-Norwegian Jearhon
Lolly (short for Lollypop)-Naked Neck
Tetra-Tetra Tint (named it that because my husband thought I bought a fish at TSC)
Toasted Marshmallow-Red Sex Link
Piney-Golden Campine
Pip-Easter Egger
Squeak-Easter Egger
Zippy-Easter Egger
Peanutbutter-Easter Egger
Skipper-Black Frizzle Cochin
Stretch-Blue Modern Game
Slim-Black Modern Game (I also call the two of them the Almighty Tallest, major Zim fan)
and then there is Invader Chicken-French Guinea

At least that is what we have at the moment!

 

[wowmanacat]

I have been reading the names here and am laughing so hard I am about to fall out of my seat.
Mine are Bella(white) then Thelma and Louise(both brown), then there is speckles the roo Pic of them are on my page.
I also have three other white one that I kinda named snap, crackle and pop for I can not tell them apart, NO MORE WHITE ONE EVER)

 

[Aub]

I have...
Buffy - a buff orpington
Tinkerbell- silver laced wyandotte
Nugget- a tiny silkie
And my favorites...
Mrs. Feather-Bottom- another silver laced wyandotte
Kevin- a silkie hen named after my Brother-in-law. I always told him I would name my next pet after him. He doesn't like it much but I think it's hilarious! He was even cussing me in his sleep one night, my sister said!

 

[chickenmadame]

We named our coop Le Bordello De Cluck. So we proceeded to name our chickens after famous Madames from New Orleans red light district. I.E. Minnie Ha ha, Countess Willie Piazza, and so forth.


Oh and my daughter named one Janet, and another Jemimah puddle cluck

 

[cindypinokc]

My son wanted to suggest some names. This is what we have:

Clawless (got frost bite & lost claws)
Samuel
Snorter (he has allergies and snorts, lol)
Rosabelle
Samantha
Esther
Lemon Cream
Chirpy
Scooter & Muffin (he got from this thread)
Bubble
Black Forrest
Cole
Midnight
Baby
Tree Stump
Rocky
Cinnamon

We've had quite a laugh too, reading through all these names! I'm definitely coming back here for our next ones!

 

[TeriyakiChicken]

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I a Silkie roo called Teriyaki! He was meant to be a she so I called him that. Now everyone wants to eat him...