grannys gone and done it

[jane s chickens]

I like steak with lots of pepper & heinz 57.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

No I sure didnt . Ive never seen one ! LOL I will go look. thank you

 

[Granny Hatchet]

http://www.mystore411.com/store/view/11683482/Hibbett-Sports-Madison

It says its right across the street from TSC that I go to ALL the time ! I dont remember it. LOL

 

[prostar]

Wheeee.

Sparkles has gotten used to being stuck in the raptor paddock. No escaping this week.

May stop by Home Depot and try again to replant some of the ice plant. Will just have to remember to water it overnight when he can't see me doing it!

Also debating designing/building a secondary "bad girls" coop for my feather picking Marans. Jerks. They walk around with the fluffy bums while all the other girls are bare like baboons.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hi Fred, this is Alan next door.
I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

THE RESPONSE
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead.
He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Fred,

This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife".
Technology hey?
Regards, Alan

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

It says its right across the street from TSC that I go to ALL the time ! I dont remember it. LOL

It's over by the furniture store and Dollar Tree in that funny little shopping center, granny.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

It's over by the furniture store and Dollar Tree in that funny little shopping center, granny.

have you been shopping there ? LOL I cant believe I havent noticed it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Wheeee.

Sparkles has gotten used to being stuck in the raptor paddock. No escaping this week.

May stop by Home Depot and try again to replant some of the ice plant. Will just have to remember to water it overnight when he can't see me doing it!

Also debating designing/building a secondary "bad girls" coop for my feather picking Marans. Jerks. They walk around with the fluffy bums while all the other girls are bare like baboons.

Im glad she is safe. Maybe buy them and just give them to LL and let him plant. He seems to like it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Twist, you still here ? LOL funny. from your brother ?
I was trying to fix something to eat and was too dizzy so I called Tom in to do it. Didnt help a thing. They helped me to my chair. I think its my ears but here I am being dared to move without my cane. (sigh) And I wanted to try and weed whip today. hot out anyway.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Mare, The dog cage is like you describe. It has 2 slide latches on it and we have been only closing the top .