Joke

[DeepDishChix]

There was a duck, a deer, and a skunk at a restaurant. The Skunk ordered some bark, the deer ordered grass, and the duck got some minnows. When it was time to pay the skunk realized he had forgot his cent, and the deer had forgot her buck, so they put on the ducks bill.

 

[CochinLover1]

Haha! That is funny!

 

[DeepDishChix]

Thanks!!

 

[ShellyBear]

Teacher: Hannah, how do you spell crocodile?
Hannah: C-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e
Teacher: No, that's incorrect
Hannah: No its not you ask me how do you spell crocodile, well that's how I spell it.

 

[DeepDishChix]

Nice one!

 

[chicken4prez]

Teacher: Hannah, how do you spell crocodile?
Hannah: C-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e
Teacher: No, that's incorrect
Hannah: No its not you ask me how do you spell crocodile, well that's how I spell it.

Love this one!

 

[chicken4prez]

There was a duck, a deer, and a skunk at a restaurant. The Skunk ordered some bark, the deer ordered grass, and the duck got some minnows. When it was time to pay the skunk realized he had forgot his cent, and the deer had forgot her buck, so they put on the ducks bill.

Ha Ha!