I'm going to try a meme dump, get a shower and go find a Cinco de Mayo party.
This did not go well back in the 80's in the Yucatan when my ex had to send the Mariachi band into the restroom to rescue me and later that night I woke up in some guy's bedroom. (She and his wife came in dripping wet from being thrown in the pool by some guys.) But I'm much better now.