Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[LaFleche]

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[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Alexandra Runner]

Sorry, but the cockroaches in Hawaii are scarier. Even after watching Antman. Those things are big enough to carry you off in your sleep.

One of my most vivid memories is taking a shower, stepping back to rinse my hair, and feeling/hearing *crunch* from under my heel. I think they heard my scream on the mainland.

Eeewwww. Yeah, roaches definitely win that round, haha!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

One of my most vivid memories is taking a shower, stepping back to rinse my hair, and feeling/hearing *crunch* from under my heel. I think they heard my scream on the mainland.

I had a roach problem with my first starter wife.
I never understood it, you could eat off the floor in her kitchen.

(Bread behind the refrigerator, gravy in the corner, macaroni under the table.)

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[UrbanHomesteadTX]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

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Love it. Reminds me of this one.