Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[KayisforKale]

Did you try a new candle in it?

If I play with candles right now, my next problem will be an accidental arson charge against me.

 

[KayisforKale]

Bob was in big trouble because he completely forgot his wife's birthday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning they're better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!!!"

The next morning when she woke, Bob had gone to work but there was a gift box in the driveway. She opened it and found a bathroom scale.








Bob has not been seen in three days...

I have one for that scenario, too!

 

[azurbanclucker]

The problem with my brain is a) are weed/alcohol jokes bad, and b) at what point are murder jokes bad?

Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."

2 examples chosen at random from those 2 categories.

And hey! Screenshots do work!


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Bad

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Fine.

 

[KayisforKale]

Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."



Bad


Fine.

Wait. The second one is ok!?

 

[notabitail]

The problem with my brain is a) are weed/alcohol jokes bad, and b) at what point are murder jokes bad? I have no censor for either of those. To me, they are then funniest things in the world.

Hold on.

2 examples chosen at random from those 2 categories.

And hey! Screenshots do work!

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I don't like the first one but sticking old jeans and kid shoes out of a snowman to keep kids out is quite funnny.

 

[KayisforKale]

@Brooks_ !

 

[notabitail]

Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."



Bad


Fine.

I think you should use Kay's post as a example of what isn't acceptable and what is.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Wait. The second one is ok!?

It's not as bad as you seem to think it is. It's probably the edge of where I would push my luck.

 

[notabitail]

It's not as bad as you seem to think it is. It's probably the edge of where I would push my luck.

If you push your luck off the edge you might get points towards a free vacation.

 

[notabitail]

If you push your luck off the edge you might get a free vacation.

(I hope jokes like that are ok here. haven't been chastised for them yet).