Open Contest May Madness, a Random Funny Posting Contest

[KayisforKale]

Mini mini cakes.

Like seramas, I call them micro minis.

 

[KayisforKale]

 

[notabitail]

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Coffee .

not my cup of tea.

Does that count as politics?

 

[KayisforKale]

Coffee .

not my cup of tea.

Does that count as politics?

No, it counts as opinion. When wars are started over coffee vs non-coffee, then it becomes politics. But that is politics, and I will be damned if I will get booted for such nonsense.

 

[notabitail]

No, it counts as opinion. When wars are started over coffee vs non-coffee, then it becomes politics. But that is politics, and I will be damned if I will get booted for such nonsense.

Pineapple pizza is good.

Oh wait, that's real politics. .

 

[KayisforKale]

Pineapple pizza is good.

Oh wait, that's real politics. .

I think pineapple pizza is good.

And back to opinion it became.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The problem with my brain is a) are weed/alcohol jokes bad, and b) at what point are murder jokes bad? I have no censor for either of those. To me, they are then funniest things in the world.

Hold on.

2 examples chosen at random from those 2 categories.

And hey! Screenshots do work!

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I never had the nerve to post the first one.
The second one I think is okay because it's obviously a joke.
I got dinged for a Jeffery Epstein joke since he is really dead.
Having said that, I'm probably the last one you should ask.

 

[notabitail]

I never had the nerve to post the first one.
The second one I think is okay because it's obviously a joke.
I got dinged for a Jeffery Epstein joke since he is really dead.
Having said that, I'm probably the last one you should ask.

And the funnies thread has a few posts I don't think would pass under today's strict moderation (they're old ones from pre covid).

 

[KayisforKale]

I never had the nerve to post the first one.
The second one I think is okay because it's obviously a joke.
I got dinged for a Jeffery Epstein joke since he is really dead.
Having said that, I'm probably the last one you should ask.

I tend to just do things. I get dinged, I do not get dinged. It swings both ways and I rarely know the real reason why and I forget about it 2 minutes later and then I post things like this:

 

[gimmie birdies]

Peep show