Oh Deb, your Aunt Dank sounds lovely!
If my mom ever heard us use the word "bored" she would say "I know just what to do to fix that!" And then I would be set to scrubbing the entire kitchen floor on my hands and knees.... Or waxing all of the wood floors... Yes, on my hands and knees.....
I learned very quickly never to use the word "bored"or say "I have nothing to do" since that resulted in the same kind of fun.
You yup, and is my kids ever told me they were bored, I'd do the same thing. Oh, I'm so glad I'm a grown up now!
Next on my bucket list is having dessert before dinner. I looked forward to being able to do that for my entire childhood and I still have yet to do it. That's sad.