Me too...... Screwed up dont even begin to describe it!! While you may hear about somebody's uncle's cousin's sister that was able to get 10% of the eggs to hatch with no idea what they were doing, I don't think it happens much. More often you hear the tales about how awful the first try was.
-Banti
It's usually the ones that just throw some eggs in a box on top of something warm and get like 60% to hatch that you hear about. I wasn't nearly that lucky.