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Rancid Crabtree, bartender at The Coop, has been questioned about the night Dave Leghorn was killed. Crabtree was surly and reluctant to answer any question from Hicks Co. officers, stating, "I don't know nuffin' about no Leggerns...we stopped feudin' with the Leggerns back when m' pappy killed off their pappy in 1993. Chopped off his head, he did. Heh, heh." Officers feel Crabtree may know more than he's telling in light of this violent history with the Leghorn clan. When questioned further, he became tight-lipped about the subject. Officers will be keeping him under surveillance.
In this ever growing sting operation conducted by the Redbone boys, a nationally known criminal was flushed out of a fermented feed operation just hours ago. Facial recognition software matched this individual to the infamous Carlos "El Pollo" Santana, AKA The Night Fox, who is a big dog in the South American BluKote cartel. He is wanted on four continents for drug and chick trafficking, along with several murders, not to mention the Italian Job, a heist of such magnitude that it is still being investigated ten years later. The items stolen include several Faberge eggs, the goose that laid golden eggs, and a truck load of penne pasta. He is being held under maximum security, pending extradition to Italy where he will be prosecuted for his various crimes. He will be represented by his long time attorney, Bug E. Terzz, a cold-blooded individual known to use underrock ways to frighten witnesses, such as breaking off his own tail and smiling as he does it, suggesting that he feels no pain but is more than ready to inflict it. ~United Press Release
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