- Faster than a speeding bullet is an achievable goal
- Leap tall buildings with a single bound is also within reach
- The chicken wire has just-right Peep-sized holes in it
- Pumpkins have the best leaves for hiding Peep-sized Peeps (whilst Mum is <ehem> bathing)
- Not to eat anything that Mum doesn't approve, especially if it's clean and in a specially-designed chook dish (dirty bug looking things on the ground are OK)
- Absolutely, under no circumstance, eat anything that looks like "chick starter"
- Always eat enough mealworms to get a Quasimodo look-alike crop
- Tree limbs make good perches
- If it's a little cold or scary, head-butt Mum and she'll keep a Peep warm and safe
- Did you know so much joy could come out of a common breakfast egg?
Feel free to suggest other 2-week-old wisdoms that your Peeps have learned!
Blessings, SBoiled, The Peep and the 3 TRex
