GrannyHeeney
Songster
There NEEDS to be a thread like this 
The best ones involving chickens usually have to do with poo, such as, "Don't poop in my hair, I have to go to the store," or "Who keeps pooping next to my car door?" There's plenty from other situations though, such as, "Do you know how hard it is to do dishes with a chicken in one hand?" or "Put the alligator down and get back to work." (The latter was a captioned photo I saw in the Picayune while visiting New Orleans)
Things that were misheard can be pretty funny (Hubby and I are both half deaf, so we get a LOT of these). Here's a couple, with the actual statement:
"I'm going to Chernobyl now." ("I'm going to turn over now.")
"I need to dig up ancient rocks." ("I need to do a batch of socks.")
The Chernobyl one became a family catch-phrase for when you heard something you KNEW had not been said....but then you have to repeat what you heard so everyone else can giggle, too.
So, heard anything lately that made you stop and shake your head?
The best ones involving chickens usually have to do with poo, such as, "Don't poop in my hair, I have to go to the store," or "Who keeps pooping next to my car door?" There's plenty from other situations though, such as, "Do you know how hard it is to do dishes with a chicken in one hand?" or "Put the alligator down and get back to work." (The latter was a captioned photo I saw in the Picayune while visiting New Orleans)Things that were misheard can be pretty funny (Hubby and I are both half deaf, so we get a LOT of these). Here's a couple, with the actual statement:
"I'm going to Chernobyl now." ("I'm going to turn over now.")
"I need to dig up ancient rocks." ("I need to do a batch of socks.")
The Chernobyl one became a family catch-phrase for when you heard something you KNEW had not been said....but then you have to repeat what you heard so everyone else can giggle, too.
So, heard anything lately that made you stop and shake your head?
