Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

What do I have to do in order to be quoted in your signature? Or, is that reserved for the elite few?

Say something profound. Intensely insightful. Applicable to the masses. Or downright hilarious.

I can be bought. Do remember, that while I may be easy, I'm not cheap and I'm worth every dollar.

 

[BantyChooks]

Say something profound. Intensely insightful. Applicable to the masses. Or downright hilarious.

I can be bought. Do remember, that while I may be easy, I'm not cheap and I'm worth every dollar.

I’m less concerned with how cheap you are and more concerned with how good your eyesight is.

Unrelated question. Do you see a difference between the left and right side?

 

[azurbanclucker]

I’m less concerned with how cheap you are and more concerned with how good your eyesight is.
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Unrelated question. Do you see a difference between the left and right side?

 

[Ponypoor]

I wish I could say I slept well, am not congested, and didn't spend all night coughing. I would say I feel like garbage, but that's an insult to poor defenseless garbage.

I wish I could say glad you’re feeling better.

So instead I will just give you get well wishes

 

[RUNuts]

I’m less concerned with how cheap you are and more concerned with how good your eyesight is.
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Unrelated question. Do you see a difference between the left and right side?

 

[BantyChooks]

Definitely not.

 

[RUNuts]

I think she wants to play a game.

 

[R2elk]

She's willing to give you a million of the ones on the right if you don't knoiw the difference..

 

[BantyChooks]

She's willing to give you a million of the ones on the right if you don't knoiw the difference..

…on second thought…

 

[R2elk]

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…on second thought…

I have one in the basement I would sell you for a lot less than that. It's at least 40 years old.

They still sell the new versions for a lot less also.