Things you wish you could say

[BantyChooks]

I have one in the basement I would sell you for a lot less than that. It's at least 40 years old.

Only 48 more to go.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

In theory, it sounds good.
In reality, you have good bosses and coworkers that value you and your ability to disconnect. Then you have asses and coworkers who have no idea what you do, much less how to cover for you when you aren't there.

100% am I taking more comp time. And 100% am I filing a complaint when I return next week.

 

[RUNuts]

100% am I taking more comp time. And 100% am I filing a complaint when I return next week.

Who does the HR lady file a complaint with?
Oh, you mean that there is a higher power?
<gasp>

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

Wish I could say I didn't have 399,362,281 things to do and like five minutes and 1 dollar to do them with.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Who does the HR lady file a complaint with?
Oh, you mean that there is a higher power?
<gasp>

The manager's boss. The main boss. The big cheese. Who happens to like me a lot.

 

[tripletfeb]

I’m less concerned with how cheap you are and more concerned with how good your eyesight is.
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Unrelated question. Do you see a difference between the left and right side?

The ones on the right are more valuable right now?

 

[SourRoses]

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Fixed.

Oooh, so pink and shiny! What other things can you make that are pink and shiny??

 

[nuthatched]

Wish I could say I didn't have 399,362,281 things to do and like five minutes and 1 dollar to do them with.

You have a whole dollar?!

 

[notabitail]

You have a whole dollar?!

Wow!

 

[Ponypoor]

You have a whole dollar?!

Must be egg money