you sure you're a native Texan?
there is an inner-tube someone brought........but it got popped at the party, and I just patched the hole, needs a few minutes to set, before airing up again.....
Nope, married to one. You know the difference between a yankee and a dam yankee ? Yankee is someone from North of the Mason Dixon line that comes south for a visit. A dam yankee stays. I"m a dam yankee. DY that don't do snakes! I do, however do coffee and adult beverages whenever appropriate. Paddle boat and a cold beer will suit me just fine!