What is this Duck thinking

[Tevyes Dad]

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Top:

Mister Kitty: "I am here! Unhand that duckling!"
Duckling: "Oh, Mister Kitty! you got here just in time. The Masked Muscovy was just about to pull all my fuzz out!"
Masked Muscovy: "Curses! foiled again..."

Bottom:

Dog: "I said I wanted a T-bone, not to get T-boned.... And by a little duckling.... Really !?!"

 

[The Duck Ladie]

I wonder if any of our guesses on what the ducks are thinking are correct. ( The ones of the ducks thinking of food most likely are...)

 

[Kroelies]

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Hmm what's up with this pillow?

 

[chelsey layne]

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Arrrrrg! this stinks!!!! Ducks are unable to create suction. Darn you straw you confound me. I cannot understand the nuances of vacuum. And its my favorite, "Eggnog Cookie Dough." I wonder.... I could use the straw as a lever and dump it on the floor...

 

[Kroelies]

This. is. PERFECT!!! Sooo adorable! I totally want a house duck too. What breed is he?

 

[chelsey layne]

He's a Rouen

 

[Julie Birb]

Arrrrrg! this stinks!!!! Ducks are unable to create suction.  Darn you straw you confound me.  I cannot understand the nuances of vacuum.  And its my favorite, "Eggnog Cookie Dough."  I wonder.... I could use the straw as a lever and dump it on the floor...

TONY U R HILARIOUS.

 

[Joan6153]

Water bowl abuse?

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Water bowl abuse?

Mmmmm hello... delinquent owner.... Ummmm my tray of "Thin Mints" is empty. Please send another Girl Scout out back to pet me...