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When you live on a dirt road in the swamp.
When your dog gets in a fight with a deer.
When your homeschooled kids get to watch baby deer all summer.
When you end up with flying squirrels in your toilet/ bathroom/attic.
When your goldfish get boiled in their outdoor tank.
When you see at least five deer every day.
When your daughter shoots all the guns you own.
When your daughter can spot ducks and their species in the pond.
When your kids "accidently" fall in the pond and swim.
When the pirogue is used as a pool you in the pond.
When you can have a crawfish boil from your own pond.
When the tadpoles in your pond are two inches long an one inch wide.
When your porch is covered in chicken poop and dog hair.
When your kids hate shoes.
When your daughters favorite color is camo.
When your dog gets in a fight with a deer.
When your homeschooled kids get to watch baby deer all summer.
When you end up with flying squirrels in your toilet/ bathroom/attic.
When your goldfish get boiled in their outdoor tank.
When you see at least five deer every day.
When your daughter shoots all the guns you own.
When your daughter can spot ducks and their species in the pond.
When your kids "accidently" fall in the pond and swim.
When the pirogue is used as a pool you in the pond.
When you can have a crawfish boil from your own pond.
When the tadpoles in your pond are two inches long an one inch wide.
When your porch is covered in chicken poop and dog hair.
When your kids hate shoes.
When your daughters favorite color is camo.