Because you can never have less than 5 stars! And if each of the stars has a name - like brilliant, funny, entertaining, truer words were never said, and OMG - then that star counts as three and that makes 15 - Rating math!
I'm up to two chickens I think. I just got 5 chicks for my broody hen, but they don't have names and it's her first time, so they don't count and she doesn't count because she hasn't layed in years and actually, Lulu Belle doesn't count because she can't be bothered to lay, so really I only have one. Oh no. One chicken is so lonely, I'm off to get her a friend!
I'm up to two chickens I think. I just got 5 chicks for my broody hen, but they don't have names and it's her first time, so they don't count and she doesn't count because she hasn't layed in years and actually, Lulu Belle doesn't count because she can't be bothered to lay, so really I only have one. Oh no. One chicken is so lonely, I'm off to get her a friend!