Chicken Math 101 – with Quiz!

Neat idea for an article! Hilarious and fun

Hilarious!

I am WEEPING!!!

Thank you for the heartwarming article!

Hilarious!
I have scientifically and mathematically discovered I have no chickens and need some more ASAP!

I LOVED this article. I thought I have 9 but the name thing brings it down to about 5! Perfect number. (they sure poop like 13 hens) You should be an engineer with those equations!
Addendum : any extras you had to buy to make minimum are a 0, as well as the old girl broody we can't get rid of! Lol

What a heartwarming read. And can confirm most of these; the math is mathin’.

Thank goodness someone shared a link to this so I could be privileged to read it. What an utterly brilliant piece and so professionally written. I will share this with anyone who does not understand chicken math as this is undisputable proof! Well done!
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Hilarious and so true! All mine have names so I haven’t got any at all…

Hilarious

. I have 4 hens, all named. They are all a part of the family, thus I have a flock of

I love this article. It made me laugh and finally determine that my 9 chickens actually = 0 or 1 to show I have a chicken. They are all named

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's chicken math is like this. We have 41 girls now...i think.

Brought a wonderful smile to my face to know that my chicken math is always correct!

Hilarious!! Hmm I have only two left atm and only one is laying.. I am thinking.. a flock of one? :confused:

This is GREAT!!! I told my husband that “I wanted 10 chickens….but if God wants me to have 20 chickens then 40 chickens it is!!” Now I have the math to prove it!

Also, the chickens that you you put for sale, but your husband/child said that you should hang on to “for a few more weeks” (code for: keep forever) don’t count in overall total.

This was very enjoyable and informative :jumpy

#5 is a circular random reference and cannot be resolved, therefore has no numerical value.
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and ANOTHER thing; In the state of NY it is ILLEGAL to sell LESS than 6 chicks. Add that to the number cruncher and see what comes out!

Wonderful article ! It’s a great way for people to cheat on their math.
One thing I would add is that disabled chickens don’t count, since if you took the time, care, and effort to parent the hen/rooster, it is a part of the family!

This is hilarious! Lot’s of fodder for future arguments lol

Hilarious! I am still chuckling. Very funny idea and nicely written. Thanks for the giggle!

Chicken Math 101 – with Quiz!

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