I like your sense of humor! Neat idea on the poop containment and removal system. I couldn't exactly see how it works because I couldn't enlarge the picture, but I think I get the basic idea from the description. How are the nest boxes that are accessible (to the birds) on the outside working out? Are they getting messy from the weather? If you were to build this again, would you do anything differently? Did you post your build for your additional 35 birds coming in May?? Thanks for sharing your thoughts and ideas.