Garjzla

I'm officially the first person on earth to cut myself with a cardboard cereal box.

Hiiiii!! As your parole officer, I thought I'd pop by to let you know something about the new site. Private Messages are now called Conversations, Posts are now called Messages, and Subscribing to threads is now called watching. Speaking of, you may need to go repost on threads to subscribe. If you have any more questions, there's a nice looking old lady down the hall you can feel free to ask! Au revoir!

The One Direction ain't the Wrong Direction, and no, I'm not the silkie cuddling humans, I'm the human cuddling the silkies XD

Oh. Well, have fun.

You're still on break? You lucky dog.

Good, as long as I stay in my room with the windows closed to keep pollen at the maximum distance.

You?

I've seen plenty of movies with Iron Man in it to know who this "random celebrity dude" is, though I haven't actually seen the Iron Man movies.
So I won't sue you (yet).

Yeah, you got a problem with that? HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN IRON MAN?? Weirdo.

Um, Robert Downey Jr.? Helloooo? STARK.

STARK