OK - this is a rather surprising issue, since we've had hens now for nearly ten years, but here goes.
First the bad news. Locked the coop Wednesday night. Opened it on Thursday morning to find every single bird dead - a mink somehow got in. Two roosters, fourteen hens wiped out in a single...
A serendipitous quirk of natural lighting lent this shot of Penny and her family a softened, almost "oil on canvas" quality. (Note that none of the chicks are silkies; Penny had a habit of "acquiring" eggs laid by our other hens!)
Meant to say, the tune quoted is best known on this side of the pond as The Campbells Are Coming, an C18 anti-Jacobite song. Which of course has nothing to do with chickens.
Unless, I suppose, one mentally inserts the words "cream of"…