Ya know, you do have chickens Bills, even though you don't like them. Or so you say. 
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I never go near em....in fact, they are on the OPPOSITE side of the house that the duck pen is....They are too stinky and attract all the flies, and when one chicken died of botulism last year, probly from a fly, i said thats it, my ducks are not going near those things. And then there was the bubbly eye epidemic....my ducks have benefited greatly by being separate from those chickens....
TheKindaFarmGal
Well, you still go near them. And inhale those chicken fumes!
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So your definition of near is over 200 feet?
TheKindaFarmGal
Sure, that's pretty close. Who took that pic of your broody Cochin and her chicks, anyway?
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That was...three weeks ago!!
TheKindaFarmGal
BUSTED!!! 
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Three weeks is long enough for any germs to die off....
TheKindaFarmGal
You're telling me you haven't gone out there at all to look at the chicks?! HA. HA. HA.
micah wotring
OOoohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! You have chickens?!?!?! I can't believe you Sam!!! What kind?
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my MOTHER AND SISTERS have chickens.....and there are a million different kinds. Rir, Brahmas, wyndott, buff orpingtons, cochin, BRs, sex link roo, and a bunch I forgot
micah wotring
Oh.........................
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you sound disappointed 
TheKindaFarmGal
K Bills, you can't have a million different kinds of chickens when you have a flock of 15 or so. I mean seriously...
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15 is about 16 chickens too many...15, a million, its all the same....
micah wotring
Indeed...
micah wotring
Rising expectations..........cut off...
micah wotring
:'(
TheKindaFarmGal
*sniffsniff*
How many times do I have to tell that chicken fumes are bad for your head?