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Umm...sitting on a couch in a living room in WV, USA...
How's the sand taste?

XD
Pretty good actually *tastes thoughtfully*

Wow. Really? Is it chocolate sand? Or just sandstone sand? Can I try some?

I have no idea.
Sure try some *pours a handful into your palm*

*tastes*
mmm...mmm hmmm....hmmmmmmmmm......
*spits out*
Thanks but no thanks.

Hmmm? Maybe that was a bad bit. *hands you some more*

No. Just no. We're eating SAND. Get a hold of yourself Tov! 0_0 Sand is not for eating! Here, have a sandwich to get the taste out of your mouth.

*Micah shakes my shoulders roughly and i emotionally wake up (XP)*
Yuck! Not a sandwich! A garlic clove! Dats good!

You're going to eat a garlic clove? Straight?

Oh Yeah! *Licks lips*

I'll stick with my sandwiches thank-you-very-much! XD

Give me my garlic!

He didn't give me my garlic ud