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Abriana
Abriana
When I get ducks I will need to you clean out their pool, oh, I don’t know, twice a day maybe? I was going to do once a day but since I have hired help I’ll do twice!
Fanci Feathers Marans
Do you mean "duck slave"?
Abriana
Ah, yes. But I’ll be paying you. In coffee! Sugar, milk, and cream are free BTW. And you get to work around cute ducks!
DiamondSwan
You're hired. But I can't guarantee the quality of the coffee. My ducks make it for cheap, but it's alright.
Abriana
Are you trying to take my free-I mean paid, labor destiny?!
DiamondSwan
Yes, yes I am. Howdoya like my pitch?
Fanci Feathers Marans
Indentured servant, then. *Gives duckies each a hat*
DiamondSwan
If you work double-time, I'll feed my ducks a better quality food.
Abriana
I’ll throw in two free ducklings for you and a cool coffee cup with chickens on it!
Fanci Feathers Marans
I already has a cup with chickens on it.