Aren't I so incredibly smart?!
BackYard Chickens - Learn How to Raise Chickens
DiamondSwan
Yes!! More so than Einstein. 
CuzChickens
They should write a book about me. 
DiamondSwan
Yas! Savannah -- The Restaurant Food-Napping Mastermind!
CuzChickens
You know my name. You are the Mastermind. *Bows*
DiamondSwan
Yus, yus I am. Now they should write a book about me.
CuzChickens
Where'd you find me name?
DiamondSwan
I just... Know things...
CuzChickens
I don't care that you know, I just wondered. 
*is flabbergasted by such an amazing, well-thought-out plan that I could have never thunk up myself*