"Do you take payments?"
"Absolutely!" and they sigh with relief. "You keep coming over and paying me until you have paid off the car, and then you get the keys!"
[puzzled look on their sad faces] "But.... we want to take it now."
"I thought you said you wanted to make payments." [my own...
I'm happy to say I enrolled both books in a program called Matchbook so that if someone buys the hard copy of the book, they can get the digital e-book, from Kindle, for FREE!
A Facebook friend of mine said he had a dream about me. I was carrying around a mini-warthog, on my shoulder. He said it was no more than five inches tall.
No I want a mini-warthog!!!!!
It is great to see new names mixed in with the experienced folk :-)
I haven't been on BYC in well over a year. I miss some of the comments, suggestions and ideas! You guys were always fun.
In the last year, I have written three books and started a fourth. "Black's Voyage" (650 pages) is...
If I placed the cougars in your neighborhood, then yes, if my cougars killed your source of income, you ARE allowed to have me pay for them. It is indeed the law. The Govt does pay the cost of the animal.
If my cougars killed your pets, you would certainly make a fuss about it. No?
One of my friends in high school was in an accident and lost her leg, above the ankle. She had a handicapped tag but did not park in a handicapped spot. People got mad at her for that (taking up their precious, non-handicapped spots), as well as parking in a handicapped spot then walking (no...
My Mustang GT gets 36MPG @ 55MPH. No privileged parking. That's better than my Mom's Honda Accord. :(
The 2011 Ford Mustang, which made history when it became the first car ever to deliver more than 30 mpg and 305 horsepower, has set a new record by running 1,457 laps at Bristol Motor...
At my grandmother's place, in Florida, her back bathroom window had this funky pattern to it, "for privacy". When it was dark inside and dark outside, the streetlight two blocks over would look like a skull, hovering in the darkness. But only at my height. Other people saw other things.