AN ODE TO MY MISSING MOUSTACHE
By Gabriel Mendoza
I shaved my moustache as you can see
The refection in the mirror is a baby face-me
Not proud of this moment
I’m in facial hair torment
As my wife shouted out a loud Hee! Hee!
Why did I do this to my manly flair?
My dapper part, my facial...
and just like in the cartoons,it flew off into the sunset.........
who know whom it will land onto next.
what lucky victim will it live on be it girl,boy or it?
whomever gets it...good luck..and remember..it gets eeetchy!
Recently I found an alternative to Moustache wax....washable glue stick.
it hold better
its washable
it dries clear
it doesnt stink nor stain
I cant taste it on an hourly basis
its cheaper
hmmmmmmmmmm
I can totaly do that. Right now, without waxing,I can sort of look like Paul Sr. cept my hair is black,im hispanic,and I dont make choppers,nor live in new york.
Ewesheep: Eric Estrada = no! Never liked Poncherella. He gets on my nerves.
Harli50: my hair is black, how much blacker can it...
was that Yule? wow. Impressed,but no. I was in the military and now I like hair.hair is me friend. me wuv hair.
I can SEE the dramatic effect. but alas,neveer going to happen, but if it does DW said I can get an 8ball tatoo on the top of my chrome-dome.
Maybe
Maybe
no.
Nopes. I like my moustache. I might,if it turns out bigger,by November go to Vegas for the Moustache championships and enter in the english handlebar moustache category.
Ok. Here is a recap of moustache styles I had to go thru thus far to be where I am at now:
cheese-meister moustache
used car salesman creep moustache
pedophile moustache
musketeer moustache
charlie chan moustache
Now:
Handlebar moustache
Now kind of wierd you mentioned 'womaniser". I was called this in high school by some girl who thought I was dating her.And shE slapped me in front of my friends.So does that qualify?? LOL! :lau anyways here is a pic of me and Emiliano Zapata: I am 3/4 mexican and 1/4 Yaqui Indian.That means my...