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Jessica, put Murphy on the computer.
Ok Murphy you listening? Murphy over here. Try and concentrate. I know how
crazy you labs are.
Ok, first catch the bird. Hold it against the roof of you mouth with your tongue.
Find a nice place to hide. I like under the bed personally. Now...
My dumb dad didn't make the brooder Button Quailproof. One got out
and well, my hound instincts took over. I couldn't help myself. There was
this timy little nugget running around. What's a dog to do? So I caught it
and chomped it. It was tasty. Dad caught be chewing up the remains on
the...
My master, who is a little strange, ordered me to catch 2 meatbirds who got
away. I caught one and gave it to him but the second was so tasty that I used it
for a chew toy. For some reason my master sent his minion, some small human,
under the shed after me and stole my chew toy. It's hard to...