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    How the heck can I get rid of these WASPS???????

    I would spray the nests early in the morning.
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    My Easter candy melted...

    Just tell them you are having a 70's Easter.
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    Wowwwww!... still can't believe it!

    We have had the best experience with our first rabbit. It didn't even cost me a dime. DD said she wanted a bunny, I took her to a breeder so she could look at them and see what she would like. She decided she wanted a mini-rex. DW and I told her that if she wanted one then she would have to pay...
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    Please Help A Local Boy Scout by Signing an On-Line Petition

    Signed!
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    Is it terrible that I feel I have to try this?

    Bacon is not a meat product... it is a spice!
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    Stun Gun used on 10 year old boy in IN..crazy stuff....

    Bad cop... no doughnut!!
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    Meow...ffffft - add a caption!

    If Peter Pan can catch his, I can catch mine!
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    Four Words

    The zebra had a monopoly on the black-velvet ice-cream trucks.
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    Square Dance? - add a caption!

    who let the Raiders out to play???
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    Offbeat Chicken Poetry

    Rose's are red, Violets are blue, you mess up my garden and I will eat you!
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    "I haven't read all the other posts but..."

    I haven't read all of the other post, so could someone let me know what this is about?
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    LOOK! - Add a caption!

    Now that you have learned to lift your leg, let's find something for you to pee on!
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    LOOK! - Add a caption!

    where's the lighter when you need one!!!!
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    I'll eat you when you get this big!
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    you're lucky this chain is holding me back
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    Got lion? - add a caption!

    you could use a little salt!
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    Got lion? - add a caption!

    you are not "Alex the Lion" and this is not "Madagascar"
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    Got lion? - add a caption!

    If only I could fart right now!
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    Did you hear about the Quake in Southern California this morning?

    I make a 4.4 when I jump out of bed! Honestly you would not really feel a 4.4 unless you where right on top of it and if you did you would have to look at the hanging plants to conform it.
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    Who is it? - add a caption!

    I really need to use the bathroom... open up or I'll pee on the door!!!
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